The Ballad of the Bat​-​King Part 1

by The Bat-King Band

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The story of the birth of the Bat-King...

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released December 27, 2013

Baron Mattern
Jaren Skirvin
Casey Synesael

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Track Name: Conception
The night was so dark,
I barely remember.
Run out into the rain,
can't hold my temper.

[CHORUS]
I see,
Woah!
What seems,
Woah!
Like Death,
Woah YES!
x2

A chorus of nightmares,
shatters my bones.
A stampede of rubber,
makes me alone.

[CHORUS]

I don't want, to die, tonight!
I've got years, left in me, of fight!
An angel, answers, my prayers,
She lifts me, up off of, the pavement.

She says boy, you are, the king,
she says a-boy, you are, the king,
The king, of what, I ask...
You are... THE KING OF BATS!

THE KING OF BATS!!!
Track Name: The Bat-King Rises
[CHORUS]
I'm the Bat-King,
and I'm here to save you!
I am not a hero,
I'm just here to save you!

Taxes, I got it!
Laws, I'll enforce 'em!
Politics!
I am it!

Children,
villagers,
lay your worries,
upon my back.

Ladies,
gentlemen,
don't you fret,
I've got your back.

[CHORUS]

When there is darkness,
In the valleys of Warbaush,
I will be the politician
that Warbaush can rely on.

[CHORUS]
Track Name: Remembah/Wrath of Tony
Angel I was rescued by,
Gave me powers that made me un-die,
A wizard she was actually,
and here is how she came to be...

The Wizard Horowitz is her name,
and she has a brother of some fame,
He is the Warbaush leader man,
And it is quite neat where he began!

The siblings were magic users,
Because of their daddy, a major abusor.
Keaton Michael the name he goes by,
He was an evil ice giant, not a nice guy.

After Keaton Micheal had passed,
His leader position was also passed,
To his only son, Tony, Tony, Tony,
and his magic to his sister Horowitz.

and that is how it happened.

The King of Bats has been locked away,
The Leader King forces his way.

[CHORUS]
Hope is gone,
Joy is lost,
Children are sad,
Grass has died.

The Wizard Horowitz has been slain,
Her daughter Fanny, has been stolen.

[CHORUS]
Track Name: One-Thousand Years of Batlessness
ONE-THOUSAND YEARS!
Track Name: Awaken the Bat-King
Light,
I see light,
after one-thousand years,
I see light.

After one thousand years,
I am awakened,
the dearest Fanny,
she awakens me.

Life,
I feel life,
once again,
I feel Life

Hope,
Hope is brand new!

Love,
I feel love,
I have never loved before,
but I feel love.
And that is great.
Track Name: The Bat-King Edicts
Education is good,
more good eats,
less old people,
more youth in this nation.

Dirty dishes are bad,
more books,
less oranges,
more youth in this nation.

Dollar tea is good,
more pesto,
less crime,
more youth in this nation.

Pre-cal is bad,
more good daddies,
less bad daddies,
more youth in this nation.

Pickles is good.
more tv-shows,
less baked potatoes,
more youth in this nation.

Internet histories is bad,
more genetic research,
less post modern punk rock,
more youth in this nation.

Warm socks are good,
more japanese dish washers,
less winter,
more youth in this nation.

C-Section is bad,
more freedom,
less liberty,
more youth in this nation.

Casual Fridays are descent,
more better than you,
more better than you,
more youth in this nation.

Frail rubber bands are bad,
more candles,
less man spiders,
more youth in this nation.

Chicks are good,
more sick guitar riffs,
less chicks,
more youth in this nation.

Springtime is bad,
more sharp glass,
less swords,
more youth in this nation.

Ovens are good,
more oregano,
less outlet malls,
more youth in this nation.

Potato famine is awful,
more girls,
less bamboo,
more youth in this nation.

Keyboards are good,
more hands,
less cars,
more youth in this nation.

Lotion is bad,
more seagulls,
less fish,
more youth in this nation.

Ice cream is good,
more birds,
less birds,
more youth in this nation.

Mondays are bad,
more scissors,
less napkins,
more youth in this nation.

Fingers are good,
more tables,
less waiters,
more youth in this nation.

Chimps are bad,
more gorillas,
less proper nouns,
more youth in this nation.

Ammendments are good,
more activists,
less cheap labor,
more youth in this nation.

School is bad,
more homework,
less numbers,
more youth in this nation

Dandruff is good,
more Bat-King,
less cyborgs,
more youth in this nation.

Kickball is bad,
more good daddies,
less bad daddies,
more youth in this nation.
Track Name: The Bat-King Rises Again
The Bat is back
and ready to party,
who is bringing chips,
to the party.

The Bat-Kings loves,
when theres a party,
cause the Bat-King loves,
to party.

[CHORUS]
I'm the Bat-King,
and I'm here to save you! Again!
I am not a hero,
I'm just here to save you! Again!

Taxes, I got it! Again!
Laws, I'll enforece 'em! Again!
Politics!
I am it! Again!

Party, Party, Party!
Track Name: Yeah
I'm back like a camel,
23 humps I'm infinite,
I'm postive like a pregnancy test,
Hard like rocks, I never quit.

I'm a real boy like Pinochio,
Nose growin' but I never lie,
Straight like a conservative,
Look to me when your dreams die.

I'm hot like a candle,
You can never put me out,
got that fire like a forest,
You can believe in me no doubt.

I've got that wonder, like white bread,
toast me and butter up,
I'm fried like easy eggs,
Fill my glass before the party starts.